We've all been there. The two of you are lying in bed one night and she nuzzles up against you and gives you those eyes that are saying, "tell me something sweet". If you're like most guys, the first thing that comes to mind is "I wonder where I put the remote". But it's your girlfriend and you know you're supposed to be able to come up with something better than that. If you are stuck for ideas try these on for size.

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