Q: Why Did The Tomato Blush? A: Since he noticed the salad dressing Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You improved capture up!" Q: Why did the tomato go out using a prune? A: Simply because he could not look for a day! Q: How do you repair a broken tomato? A: Tomato paste! Q: What did the pasta say towards the tomato? A: "Really don't get saucy with me!" Q: Why did Mrs. Tomato convert crimson? A: She noticed Mr Eco-friendly Pea ! Q: What on earth is pink…